January 2011
271 posts
December 2010
159 posts
Money Matters
This was last week? : P
Younger sister: Let's go to Fully Booked! I wanna shop!
Me: May pera ka pa?
YS: Meh. I wanna spend it. Y'know, I wanna start the new year with a clean slate--no money.
WHAAAT. HAHAHA. Sige, ikaw na. Ikaw lang ganiyan mag-isip. =))
My Parents and Artists
On our way to Tarlac (this was a long time ago so I don't remember what year)
Daddy: Ano ba mga kanta ni Rihanna?
Me: Shut up and drive
I paused because I needed to think of other songs. Then I realized...
Me: Ay, HAHAH! I don't mean for you to--err. Uh, kanta niya yun.
Daddy was just silent--like he was pissed. : | :))
Family laughs
A while ago...
Katy Perry's album (One of the Boys) is playing on our DVD player
Mommy: Sino yan?
Younger sister: Katy Perry
Me: Yung "bastos" (Because when I let them listen to Katy's other album, Teenage Dream, they thought it was profane)
Mommy: Ahh, yung "I wanna see your d*ck?"
Me: HAHAH! Mommy! Ikaw yung bastos eh! Straight to the point! "I wanna see your peacock" kasi!
Mom, my sisters and I laugh
Hay, parents. =))
That awkward moment when someone doesn't get your...
keepinitclassybitch:
RockMelt is the coolest. Anyone want an invite?... →
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A GROUP...
I usually look at the middle of the two cameras. HAHAH. But I always wonder why they have to do it at the same time. :|
“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...”
– Dr. Seuss (via life-or-somethinglikeit)
Thank you, 2010.
fatihahxxx:
for the new friends I made
for the friends who stuck with me through thick and thin
for the bitches that backstabbed me
for the people who just walked out of my life
for the people who broke my heart
for the people who made me happy
most of all… this is for me on still being awesome, and will be awesome in 2011
Oh, crud. I was looking at FOLLOWING. :|
Now my answer is not as epic. Hay.
It’s supposed to be I SLEPT WITH BRUNO MARS AND I LOVED IT. Nah. :\
My 2011 Resolutions:
I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things.
I won’t take shit from anyone.
I won’t cry over another asshole.
I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections.
I’ll be more confident.
Bitches can GTFO.
I’ll surround myself with the ones who make me laugh.
I won’t slack off in school… maybe just a little.
I’ll appreciate my parents more.
I won’t get butt-hurt over...
All of my friends are pretty.
caramelcream07:
foreversilly:
lexieeleigh:
And I’m over here, all like:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS.
Yeah. Always.
the moment when you call your teacher "mom" ..
bieberdorkforlife:
ohheyitsjoyce-:
then you realize you just said that , and you’re like :
and your classmates are like :
WHAT IS AIR. OH MY
HAHA. GRADESCHOOL. =)) And I think high school too.
That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
I’m usually like
When the test papers are returned, and..
flairey:
You failed and you have the lowest score in class:
You failed but not as badly as you’d thought:
You failed but your friends didn’t do that well either:
You failed (or barely passed) and then someone says “THAT WAS THE EASIEST EXAM EVER”:
You passed:
You get the highest score in class:
Your friend gets the highest score in class:
Someone you don’t like gets the...
FIVE PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER:
pertelote:
1. Money can’t buy happiness but
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does...
